1. Intro

I read about the Armageddon routine ("Do you want to go home with me" to a random girl) or whatever you guys call it, and it’s nothing more than playing a game of chance; gambling, so to speak. That, and I doubt that it hardly, if ever, works at all. Now it is time to reveal something that has worked for me every single time without fail and been field tested for years. What might this be? Well, if you’ve been following my blog for awhile, then you know that I took several years of improv and acting classes. I was also voted the funniest guy in my school. Using this, women will have no choice but to respond. How do I know this? Because like I said before, this has been field tested for years and years.

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During my time in grade school, I got a lot of attention from women because of this, and I believe that at one point in time, the hottest girl in my school wanted to date me because of this, but I never dated her for two reasons: One, the guy who knew this didn’t want to see me with yet another girl that he had a crush on, so he kept it from me for quite awhile (she told him about me personally), and secondly, I was already dating another girl that every guy wanted. During my second year of high school, on the very first day, I sat alone at a table for lunch, only to be surrounded by women talking to me, and I‘ll soon tell you why. My peers always thought I was some kind of “pimp” because of the attention I got, when game didn’t really have much to do with it. This is the biggest reason why women like going out with me. I don’t do this a lot anymore (I‘m definitely going to revert to it), but when I do, it is only a matter of time before you begin to see a crowd of women around me.

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Back to what it is, you don’t need any props, you don’t need to go learn any specials tricks, or even memorize any routines. All it takes, is the ability to just let yourself go and not think about how people will perceive you. You simply must BE AS RANDOM AND UNPREDICTABLE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN BE. Don’t try to be logical. The secret to being the voted the funniest guy in my class and always making people laugh when I was doing improv skits, was simply just letting myself go, and saying/doing the first thing that popped into my head without trying to be logical about it. Women will laugh, and when you make women laugh, they absolutely love you. If you try to be logical about laughter, you’ll be trying too hard, and you are guaranteed to have dead spots where you can’t think of anything logically funny to say. Just say or do whatever pops into your mind. It sounds easy, but there aren’t many guys that can do this because they are so caught up in what people will think of them. They are worried about tlosing “coolness” points by behaving this way.

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And there will be times where you will look like a complete idiot, but the women will love it. Every time a woman responds to you, take what she says, and do or say something random with it. For instance, let’s say that I’m number closing a girl, I might say ‘Yeah, girl, I wanna take you to a steak house, maybe even let you kill the cow, cause you look like a girl that likes her meat raw‘. Chances are, she is going to burst out laughing or look at me and say “WHAT?”. Or let’s say I approached a random girl with nice tits, I might say with an obvious sarcastic funny boy tone ‘Ooooo girl, I like your boobs. You and me? We should have babies together, breast feed them even, make them nice and healthy, so they can have big boobs like you.’. The point is to just say whatever you can think of off of the top of your head. When you say something totally unexpected, she is going to laugh, and want to keep you around.

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I do this with my girls all of the time, and all they do is just laugh, and laugh, and laugh. There are times when they just stare at me and say something along the lines of “say something funny”. Out of all of the “normal” guys, who gets the most ass? Funny boys. Women absolutely love funny boys. It’s the reason why every time I went out with Puerto Rico, we were guaranteed to get girls, and at one point, I believe we brought home new girls every day for a week straight. We would just feed off of each other, and be as random as we possibly could be. He’d say something retarded, I’d say something retarded, and the women would just eat it up. Just let yourself go, don’t try to make sense, and throw everything logical out of the window. I guarantee you that you will see a huge increase in the amount of women that respond to you. You are different, you are unpredictable, and you are absolutely hilarious. Women will love you for it. The real Armageddon routine.

6. General Tips

1) When approaching, say the most out of whack thing that first pops into your mind. 2) Over-exaggerate your words. For instance, I might intentionally sound cheesy, and lower my voice all player like when saying something retarded. 3) Take what people say, and throw it back at them. If a girl calls me hot, I might say ‘and you spicy, girl. You and I should go together. Those other people sweet and sour, but me and you? We hot and spicy.” 4) Practice mocking and mimicking people. Nothing gets more laughs than when I am impersonating a girl in front of her friends. 5) And lastly, amplify the effect by being overly animated. Everything is just so much funnier when combined with overdone body movements and facial expressions.